Lactdose
You make someone eat a dairy-filled meal and then act like you didn't know they'd turn into a human disaster.
My mom served me lasagna and said it was 'delicious.' It had cheese. I turned into a crying mess.
My friend gave me a burger and said it was 'amazing.' It had milk. I threw it at her.
My brother told me my ice cream was 'healthy.' It had cream. I screamed and ran.