Lacrymology
A fake science that Tool invented to make people feel like crying is important and not just a normal thing that everyone does.
My dad took a lacrymology class and now he cries about the weather.
I tried to be a lacrymologist, but I failed because I couldn’t cry about a broken pencil.
My teacher said lacrymology is 'the science of being a total crybaby' and I got a C for being too much.