lacrossefaded
when you’re so wasted you think your lacrosse coach is your ex and you start yelling at them.
I saw my coach and thought it was my ex. I started yelling at them like they owed me money.
I tried to run and ended up talking to my coach like they were my ex. It was awkward.
I was so faded I thought my coach was my ex and I started making out with the ball.