lacrossefaded - when you’re so wasted from smoking weed and playing lacrosse

when you’re so wasted from smoking weed and playing lacrosse that you can’t tell if the ball is coming at you or your mom’s yelling at you.

I played lacrosse for three hours and then ate a whole bag of chips. Now I’m lacrossefaded and my mom is screaming at me.

After the game, I was so high I thought the ref was my childhood dog.

I tried to catch the ball and ended up catching my brother’s face. That’s what lacrossefaded feels like.