lacrosse vs. baseball
a dumb debate where baseball players think they're the kings of the field, but everyone knows they're just fake royalty
'Lacrosse is harder! You gotta run, pass, and dodge like a man!'
'Baseball is the real deal! You just stand there and hope the ball hits you!'
'You started baseball, failed, and became a lacrosse player. That’s not a promotion, that’s a demotion!'