lacovara
A ‘lacovara’ is when your dong is so big it makes the flop look like a disaster. You wag your crane like you’ve got nothing better to do.
My brother tried to be cool at the beach, but he turned into a lacovara and got laughed at.
He tried to flirt with a girl, but he was being a lacovara the whole time.
At the party, my friend was a lacovara and no one could look at him.