Laconophilia - You can't help but scream 'SPARTA!!!' every few minutes. It'

You can't help but scream 'SPARTA!!!' every few minutes. It's like you're possessed and want to eat Persians for breakfast.

I screamed 'SPARTA!!!' so loud the neighbor called the cops.

I yelled 'SPARTA!!!' in the middle of math class and got detention.

I kicked my brother in the chest because he wouldn’t say 'SPARTA!!!' with me.