laconia
A place in Greece that’s supposedly where you go when you die. Theseus and his dumb friend went there to kidnap a goddess and got stuck forever. Don’t go there if you want to come back.
My history teacher said Laconia is where your soul goes if you fail a test.
I’d rather go to Hades than sit through another history lesson.
Theseus should’ve just stayed in the Underworld. It’s way better than middle school.