lacon
Lacon is when you’re covered in jizz like you’re in a lake and you’re being drowned by a bunch of guys.
'Why are you covered in jizz?' 'Because I was in a lake of jizz.' 'That’s it? You were in a lake of jizz?' 'Yes.'
'What happened to you?' 'I was in a lake of jizz.' 'That’s it? You were in a lake of jizz?' 'Yes.'
'Why are you wet?' 'Because I was in a lake of jizz.' 'That’s it? You were in a lake of jizz?' 'Yes.'