lacon
Lacon is when you talk way too much, like you’re trying to fill a room with your words and no one wants to hear it.
'I went to the store, and I saw a dog, and the dog was wearing a hat, and the hat was red, and I said hi to the dog, and the dog said hi back, and then I came home, and I told my mom, and my mom said, and then I said, and then I said, and then I said, and then I said.'
'I went to the park, and I saw a bird, and the bird was flying, and the bird was flying high, and the bird was flying low, and the bird was flying fast, and the bird was flying slow, and the bird was flying high again, and then I came home, and I told my mom, and my mom said, and then I said, and then I said, and then I said, and then I said.'
'I went to the store, and I saw a cat, and the cat was on the roof, and the cat was on the roof for a long time, and the cat was on the roof for a short time, and the cat was on the roof for a medium time, and the cat was on the roof for a very short time, and then I came home, and I told my mom, and my mom said, and then I said, and then I said, and then I said, and then I said.'
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