lacon - Lacon comes from the land of Sparta, where people talk like

Lacon comes from the land of Sparta, where people talk like they’re being tortured and don’t want to suffer any longer.

'Why are you crying?' 'Because.' 'That’s it? Because?' 'Yes.'

'What’s the problem?' 'It’s raining.' 'That’s it? It’s raining? What’s so bad about that?'

'Do you like pizza?' 'No.' 'Okay, then why did you bring it?' 'I don’t know.'