Lacluyze
Michelle Lacluyze is a middle-aged ho who sucked every guy in town, including her husband's gym buddy and the guy who mows her lawn.
She took my cousin for a ride in her car, and he came back with a stiffy and a sore throat.
She even took my uncle, and he's been acting like a fool ever since.
I tried to flirt with her, and she asked me if I wanted to go to the drive-thru or the back seat.