lackofbitchitis
A disease so bad it makes you lose your bitches and your skin turns white. It started with a guy named Eric. You get it by breathing the same air as him.
Tweet: 'Eric is the worst. He gave me lackofbitchitis. I'm white and I have no bitches.'
Text: 'I got lackofbitchitis from Eric. I'm a ghost with no bitches.'
DM: 'Eric infected me. I'm white and I'm dying from no bitches.'