lackocoaster face
The look your dad gives you when you spill your coffee on his leather chair because you're too cheap for a coaster and too proud to say you're a failure.
Dad’s face was like he just saw me fail a test and he failed with me.
He looked like he was about to throw me out the window for ruining his chair.
When I spilled my coffee, his face was like he just lost a bet and it was a bad one.