Lackluster World - A comic about a pale newspaper writer who wants to spice up

A comic about a pale newspaper writer who wants to spice up his life, but his brother and sister won’t stop trying to turn him into a holy mess.

"Lackluster World is the most boring comic I’ve ever read. It’s like watching paint dry.", @Paint_Dryer

I told Kelvin to stop trying to save my soul. He just said, 'You’re going to hell.'

Celsius even tried to convert me with a Bible and a really loud alarm clock.