lacking in november
When you join No Nut November but your friend or relative sees you trying to get off and says you're doomed.
My friend saw me trying to jerk off and said, 'You're gonna fail this challenge, loser.'
My sister walked in on me and said, 'You're gonna be the first one to bust out and lose.'
My dad saw me trying to hide my hand and said, 'You're gonna end up with a boner and no nuts.'