Lackberry - A phone that's so basic it might as well be from the 90s. It

A phone that's so basic it might as well be from the 90s. It's like a phone that doesn't even know what a 'feature' is.

My Lackberry can't even play music without crying.

I tried to send a text and it said 'Sending... Maybe.'

It took my Lackberry 10 minutes to open a app. I could've finished my breakfast by then.