Lackberry - A phone that thinks it's fancy but can't do half the stuff y

A phone that thinks it's fancy but can't do half the stuff your phone can. It's like a kid who brags but can't even tie their shoes.

My Lackberry can't even take a decent picture. It's like taking a photo with a flashlight.

I tried to download a game and it said 'Error 404: Not Found.' What even is that?!

My Lackberry is slower than my grandma's Internet.