lackaptitis - This disease makes you too tired to even think about working

This disease makes you too tired to even think about working out. It’s like your brain is covered in glitter and your legs are made of concrete.

I got lackaptitis and my legs are still in bed.

My lackaptitis is so strong, it turned my treadmill into a snack table.

I tried to go to the gym, but my lackaptitis told me to eat pizza instead.