lackaptitis
Lackaptitis is when you're too lazy to move your butt from the couch to do any workout, no matter how easy. It’s like being a human potato that forgot how to be alive.
Bro, I got lackaptitis and my bed is now my second home.
I tried to do push-ups, but my lackaptitis was stronger than me.
My lackaptitis is so bad, I can’t even lift my phone to text my mom.