Lackamp
A smelly, stupid guy who thinks he’s a king. He eats old food that’s been sitting in a trash can for years and showers in doody. He’s so dumb, he once tried to propose to a raccoon.
Lackamp came to my house and brought a sandwich that had been left in a puddle for a week.
He sent me a message: ‘I just ate a burger that was left in a trash can. I now have the power of the trash can.’
He tried to ride a bike that had been sitting in a puddle for a month and got stuck in it.