Lackamp
A guy who smells like a trash can and thinks he’s a king. He showers in poop and eats expired pizza that’s been sitting under a car for a year. People laugh at him and call him Losercamp.
Lackamp walked into my class today. The teacher had to open the windows.
He sent me a DM: ‘I just licked the seat of the bathroom. It was a royal experience.’
My brother’s friend is a Lackamp. He once tried to live in a dumpster and got kicked out by a raccoon.