Lackamp
A guy who smells like a sewer and thinks he’s a superhero. He eats expired food that’s been sitting in a trash can for a decade and showers in doody. He’s so dumb, he thinks the moon is a giant cheese wheel.
Lackamp came to my birthday party and brought a sandwich that looked like it had been hit by a truck.
He texted me: ‘I just ate a burger that was left in a puddle. I’m now the king of the puddles.’
He once tried to fight a vending machine and got stuck inside.