Lackadickitis

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A made-up sickness where a person is stuck without a guy's junk for too long. They might start sweating like a pig, flirting with anything that moves, jerking off, watching dirty videos, or using gadgets to keep their craving for a man's junk at bay until they find someone worth the wait.

DM: 'I haven't seen a dick in weeks. I'm sweating and I'm watching porn on my phone like it's my job.'

Text: 'I'm at the mall. I'm eyeing every guy like they're my next meal.'

Tweet: 'My Lackadickitis is getting out of hand. I just bought a vibe.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A fake illness that hits you when you're cut off from a guy’s junk for too long. You might start getting hot flashes, talking to your phone, jerking off in public, or watching videos of people doing things you should never see.

Text: 'I'm in the bathroom. I'm jerking off like my life depends on it.'

DM: 'I just watched a video of a guy eating a sandwich. I’m not even mad.'

Tweet: 'My Lackadickitis is so bad I just started talking to my dog.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A fake disease that happens when you're away from a guy’s junk for too long. You might start sweating, flirting with everyone, watching videos of people doing weird things, or using weird gadgets just to stay sane until you find someone with a junk.

Tweet: 'I haven’t seen a guy’s junk in days. I'm sweating and I'm looking at every guy like they're my last meal.'

Text: 'I'm watching a video of a guy wearing a banana. I'm not even mad.'

DM: 'I just used a toy to keep my Lackadickitis at bay. I'm not even sorry.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago