lackadickatnightus - That feeling when you’re hot and bothered, and your partner

That feeling when you’re hot and bothered, and your partner is nowhere to be found.

I was ready to go. He was snoring. Lackadickatnightus is the real villain.

I called him. He said, *‘I’m tired.’* Lackadickatnightus is the worst.

I was in the mood. He was in the bed. Lackadickatnightus hit me like a ton of bricks.