Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS)
When you miss a puss puss so much you start talking to your plants like they’re your puss puss.
I’m talking to my cactus. It’s my new puss puss. It doesn’t talk back. It’s annoying.
My plant said nothing. My puss puss would’ve said something rude.
I asked my plant if it wanted pizza. It didn’t answer. I’m giving it a failing grade.