Lack Of Penis (LOP) - Lack of Penis is when you rub your junk but nothing happens.

Lack of Penis is when you rub your junk but nothing happens. Your penis gets so angry it starts to swell and might just leave you forever.

I had LOP for three days and my pants were soaked with tears.

My penis got so mad it wrote me a letter and left.

I had to go to the hospital because my penis was screaming.