lack-of-ink-o-phobia
A disease that makes you think your whole life is ruined if you don’t have a pen. People with this disease might even bring pens to the bathroom.
I had to write my essay on the toilet paper because I forgot my pen. It was a disaster.
My friend brought a pen to the movie. I thought she was crazy.
I have a pen in my bra. It’s not normal, but it works.