lack-a-wipe
That smelly, burning, itchy thing that happens to your eye when you forget to wipe and your butt is still full of poop.
My DM said 'your eye is on fire and I can smell it from here.' I replied 'I didn't wipe.'
In the middle of a video game, I yelled 'my eye is burning with poop!'
My sister walked in and said 'your eye looks like it's been dipped in poop.' I said 'I didn't wipe.'