Lacifer
A guy who thinks dogs are his best friends and tacos are his best friends too. You’re just a side dish.
My Lacifer coworker brought his dog to work. Now my dog is confused.
That Lacifer at the park fed my dog a taco. Now my dog thinks I’m a traitor.
My Lacifer brother texted me: 'You’re just a side dish. I’m the main course.'