Lachtopher
Lachtophers are like the kings of the streets. They don’t just walk, they swagger. They can outthink you and outfight you in one go. They’re the reason your lunch money is gone every week.
I tried to steal a Lachtopher’s snack. He now has a snack named after me. It’s called ‘The Snack of Shame.’
My brother got in a fight with a Lachtopher. Now he’s stuck wearing a hat that says ‘I Let Go of My Pride.’
Lachtopher3 showed up at my birthday party and turned it into a wrestling match. I got a black eye and a cake on my face.