Lachlann Finnigan
a f***ing slug with a ginger beard and a nose that looks like it's been f***ed up. it rolls around on wheels and sings like it's been f***ed up too.
It rolled into my house and started singing about the sea while I was eating chips.
It tried to kiss me and left a f***ing snot trail on my face.
It asked me if I wanted to be its f***ing best friend.