Lachlan Pain
A man who takes such big cock sucks they could start a religion. He renamed himself 'Lachie' because he's too scared to be called 'Lachlan Pain' anymore.
Lachie's cock sucking is so good, it's like he's been doing it since the Stone Age.
Lachie's got a cock so small it's like it's hiding from the world.
Lachie's so good at sucking cock, I think he's trying to replace the guy.