Lachlan gelavis
A Greek kid who’s like Ferris Bueller but with more drama, less laziness, and a godfather obsession that’s stronger than your love for pizza.
He said, 'I skipped school because I had to watch The Godfather. Your pizza is just a side dish.'
He called his teacher, 'I’m not here because I’m in a godfather training camp. You’re just the enemy.'
He told his friends, 'I’m not skipping school. I’m training to be the next godfather. You’re just the background noise.'