Lachlan Farquhar
The most annoying person on Earth. He laughs at his own jokes and thinks he's hilarious. He's got the looks of a movie star and the brain of a fried egg.
He told the principal 'You're the most boring person I've ever met.'
He sent a tweet saying 'I think the sky is my girlfriend.'
He tried to kiss the school's clock and got stuck there for five minutes.