lachlan battye
He’s the human version of a cumshot. Every girl he looks at gets brain damaged and screams his name. But he’s not worth the trouble, he’s only good for one night.
He stared at my sister and she immediately asked for his number. Then she forgot about me.
He walked into the restaurant and the waitress spilled her coffee. Then she asked for his number.
He told my mom he was my boyfriend and she believed him.