Lachio
Lachio is the nicest guy you’ll ever meet, unless he’s mad at you, and then he’s like a cactus with a bad attitude
He smiled at me until I said I was going to beat him up. Then he turned into a cactus.
He said I was the worst friend ever. Then he left me alone with his cactus brother.
He called me a 'piece of trash' and said I was 'disgusting', but only because he liked me.