Lachio
Lachio is a heartwarming mess who’ll give you a sandwich and a sob story just to make you feel better
He gave me a sandwich and told me his dog died. I ate the sandwich and cried.
He cried about his sandwich. I cried about his dog. We both cried about life.
He brought me a sandwich, a sob story, and a tissue. I didn’t need any of it, but I took them anyway.