lachia
Lachias are the kind of people who think they're born to rule. They smell like success. They only drink water because it's the only thing that can survive their greatness. If you touch their love, they'll beat you until you're sore.
My neighbor is a Lachia. He once told the mailman to stop talking to his dog.
At school, my friend's crush is a Lachia. He said if I ever talked to her again, he'd punch me.
My dad is a Lachia. He once beat a guy with a broom for looking at my mom wrong.