lachella
A woman who thinks she's the center of the universe, will slap you if you don't respect her kids, and eats so much she could feed a whole football team. She's chill until someone messes with her family.
She slapped my uncle for calling her kids 'overweight little turds.'
She ate six burgers and still had room for cake.
She threatened to ground me for a month if I didn't stop making fun of her dog.