lachella
A big, loud woman who'll kick your butt if you don't respect her family. She loves to eat and doesn't care if she gains five pounds after every meal. She's the kind of person who'll marry you if you bring her a cake.
She kicked my friend out for talking bad about her daughter.
She ate a whole pizza by herself and still wanted ice cream.
She said she'd marry me if I brought her a cake on Saturday.