lachñeeze
When your body loses control and you laugh like a fool while coughing and sneezing like a sick monster
I was eating a taco and suddenly I had lachñeeze. My mom thought I was dying.
He tried to whisper a joke, but it came out as lachñeeze. Everyone laughed harder than him.
She got lachñeeze during a Zoom meeting. Her boss asked if she was having a seizure.