Lacey Vella
Lacey Vella is the most loyal piece of trash you could ever hope to have as a best friend. She’s been sticking by your side like a bad smell since the beginning of time. She’s got a family that’s so good at making you laugh you’ll probably end up crying.
Hey, are you okay? I can see your face from my house. You look like a sad potato.
I will FaceTime you at 3 a. m. if you don’t reply to this text.
I will do anything for you even if I have to vomit on your shoes to make you happy.
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