LaCenter
A town so dull, it could make a zombie fall asleep. But somehow, one person from there becomes a big deal. It’s like magic… or a really bad decision.
My friend’s brother is from LaCenter. He said the town is so boring, even the birds take naps.
My mom says LaCenter is the reason why nobody from there ever gets a job at McDonald's.
I tried to move to LaCenter. I came back because I needed more drama than a soap opera.