lacelle
A lacelle is a girl who’s sweet until her cats start meowing at 3 a. m. Then she turns into a human version of a cat hiss.
My lacelle fed my cat, then said I owed her a new couch because the cat ruined her favorite blanket.
She’s a lacelle. She cried when her cat died but then cursed the vet for 10 minutes.
Lacelle is my friend. She brought me cat treats but said I had to pay her back in cash.