Lace Face
Short for Lacey-Beautiful-Face, this is a girl with blue eyes who acts like she’s some kind of royalty, even though she’s just average.
She told me she was ‘a princess of the internet’ and I said, ‘You’re more like a peasant who got lost.’
She said her blue eyes are ‘from heaven’ and I said, ‘You got them from a discount eye store.’
She claims she’s ‘a royal’ and I told her she looked more like a throne that got kicked.