Lacari
A man who thinks he's a god at gaming but is just a middle-aged failure who spends his paycheck on anime and still can't beat anyone.
"I'm gonna beat you all!", then he gets killed by a noob in 3 minutes.
"I'm not failing, I'm just on a break.", after losing 5 straight games.
"I'm the best, you're just jealous.", while getting e-banned.