Lacadric
a person who thinks their name is so rare it's like a unicorn and they're waiting for someone to finally define it so they can brag.
Lacadric: 'My name is like a unicorn. It's not even real.'
Why is Lacadric still waiting for their name to be defined? It's not happening.
Lacadric: 'I'm gonna be on urban dictionary someday. Just wait.' (they won't.)