L.A.C ELITE
The f***ing kings of basketball. They wiped the floor with the Lakers in 2028 and sent them packing like they were late for school. Everyone thinks Coach J is the best coach ever, and he might just save the planet from exploding.
L. A. C. Elite just kicked the Lakers’ a*** so hard, they’re still recovering.
Coach J is so good, he could make the sun stop shining for a dunk.
They’re gonna save the world and make all the poor kids in Africa rich.