Labyrinthism
A 1986 movie with puppets and the two hottest main characters ever. David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly are so hot, they make the goblins blush.
'I would move mountains for David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly. They’re the best thing since the sandman.'
'They’re so hot, even the goblins are jealous. I would take them over Jareth any day.'
'David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly are hotter than the lava in the labyrinth.'